Percy Jackson X Harry Potter by GingerNinja4573. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. I have homework that I havent finished, but I have until the end of the day to give it to Dr. Banner., Bruce puts his feet up on a stool. Its ok. Just take it easy, Steve., Nats eyes shift over to Peter. Now that Clints hands are free, the archers fingers move quickly as he uses sign language to communicate. N-no its fine. Percy, after finding Sally Jackson and discovering his demigod heritage, has been l. fanfiction. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Dangerous," Peter cried. Okay. He tries again. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Thor doesnt lower Mjlnir but he frowns, confused and concerned. Im not bored, Im procrastinating. Buckys his friend, not his freakin fanboy.. Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. Its an allergy, Bruce explains, taking his glasses off. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Peter, have I ever told you about the time that Bruce fell in the shower?, Peters face lights up at the possibility of a distraction from boredom. It would only be Happy for now. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. Thanks., Steve continues. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. I can only apologise and attribute my insanity to too much sugar. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. Were out of ideas. Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. or; Peter is sickor or; Febuwhump prompt 11(fever). Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. peter and his friends are drinking, and they decide to play a game. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. Meditation my ass. Peter also knows that Dr. Clint Barton & Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. "No, no, no! Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. He sits down and puts his feet up on the bed. Come help. Cinnamon. Mediation is a powerful tool., Tony hops onto the exam table. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. No, thats a lie. You good? Happy asked, frowning, and Peter gave a small hum. "You don't know. Klaus has his hand clamped around his nose, stifling a string of 5 sneezes breathlessly. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. "Peter, calm down," Tony pleaded, stretching out his arm as he slowly inched his way toward his petrified kid. You think I read that? Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. Peter wants to spare Cap from the angry lecture that Bruce is sure to give him, so Peter has to keep the good doctor from finding out at all costs. Tony and Steve gave a small nod while Bruce and Clint got back to their paper work. Percy has become too powerful for Zeus' liking so he tires to send Percy back into the pit. No, Mr. Stark. The two had bonded over Clints shared admission and Peter even learned sign language in case Clints hearing aids broke and he needed a translator. Do you want me to destroy that stethoscope, Peter? A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. Who gets sick of hearing him sniffle and throws a box of tissues at him? No, they did not betray him Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 Frantic. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. Steve opens his mouth to protest the accuracy of Clints sentence, but the delayed sneeze from before shoots out of him and Steve has just enough time to shove a clump of toilet paper in front of his nose and mouth so that he doesnt accidently spray his doctor. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. The car, that would drive him to his early grave. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. Highest rank #298 in Fanfiction Storytime. When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. um, its itsugh, I dont know. just how much I missed Anti-? Thor tries out the unfamiliar word and gives up. He completely forgot that today was lab day! I'd really like to see the Avengers come face to face with a pink-nosed, watery-eyed sniffly supervillain who can't stop sneezing. Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Is it Skittles?. Youyou don't know. Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. The displays inside the helmet lit up and adjusted and JARVIS's voice came on crisp and clear. you when we met Good luck, man he muttered, before leaving Peter to his inevitable death. Ill be back Dr. Feel better, Loki.. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Please consider turning it on! Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. I did. Onion. Is there anything that we medically need to talk about, or is this just a one and done kind of thing?, Peter nods. The answer we are looking for ladies and gentlemen, is broccoli. Self-filled prompt from avengerkink which I couldn't help writing. Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Peter is trying to get a group photo with the Avengers to rub in flashes face, however Clint wont smile, choosing to mess about. And his snapchat stories. . Do antihistamines work on Asgardians and if so, do they make Loki drowsy? Prompt 24 sneezingSteve has a sneezing fit and Natasha and Clint need Peter's help to take care of the sneezing super soldier. Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Loki's standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesn't seem to be in a very good way. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Medicine to stop him sneezing. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. I feel just awful about what happened.. You need it a lot more than I do., He goes to pat Lokis forearm, then thinks better of it as he remember the mess on the gods sleeves and claps him on the shoulder instead. and hmm., He pauses at the tiebreaker. I'm not sure I told you On Your Six Chapter 1: Steve: Sick, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction 2012 It started with a sneeze "Did you just sneeze? Everyone files out of the office, because playtime is over. Thats another reason that hes a terrible liar. The birthday boy. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. 1.2K Stories. Im gonna puke if I have to hear him- do that again. Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. Its his time to shut out the outside world and find deep focus and relaxation. Peter gets sick during Christmas and tries to hide it from everyone but fails spectacularly, only for his IronFam to come to his rescue. Once a week Bruce takes a two-hour break from the world. But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. He cups his hands tighter around his nose and mouth, and forcefully sneezes into them. hermes x oc Here Cap. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Hawkeye was able to hand Steve his first loss in the super eyesight category, so now its up to Peter to block Steve from pulling off the three-peat victory. He wont stop sneezing. How about you leave the destruction of the world for another day? Steve suggests. Peter's life was looking up, especially when he got into the same highschool as Ned. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. When Percy returned from his first quest, he came home to find his mom had been murdered by Gabe. Uh- Ned looked at him confused, before understanding dawned in his eyes. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. baekhyun04, TiaMaja, 10firmamenttokitsune, Goppymayo, Petals_n_posies2, 3AM_Conspiracy, razzberryomega, MysteriousKnowledge13, Silver_Captain82403, Koala_04, Lili_Monarch, AreejApples, Linssess, Lio26, PlatinumInk, Fredspon, Heido_o7, Midnighthowler, Moss_Patch, DRaGoON_TeE_GrEAt, vampirenightwingz, Pansexual_Overlord05, Jack_Anti_Septic_Eye, anxiety_banana, bienchen1024, jesuismoi7, Arehman22, Grimm44556677, angry_kid_with_no_money, bekah_curlygirl, AlimMay, Hufflepuff_06, ace_ing_it, Frenchwriter340, AdrianSunflowerSky, CaptainAnnie6, webcrtwz, estanxn, secreteclipse, Ashes_ink, Bonky_bornes, Yumy_67, ManicGods98, percabeth37, It_The_Cat, Mia_Miles, Tigerkid14, Aqua_Dragon, Blappin15, DoctorsOrdersDiAngelo, and 70 more users Well, if you were awake, Id tell you to drink lots of fluids and keeping blowing your nose to move all the nasal discharge out. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. In his lair, dosed up on hayfever medication procured by one of his minions and wrapped in a blanket, Loki curls up in a corner, bewildered by the sudden onset of overwhelming drowsiness, and falls asleep. His scars from past surgeries weren't making him queasy to look at anymore, only a reminder of what he survived. Im so bored you guys., Tony lays on his back on the exam table. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. Percy has lived through two wars but can he survive working as the assistant to someone whose ego matches up to Zeus? Imaginebooks. But things went sour when he ended up three doors down, trapped with the Blac Another prophecy, another quest. Yeah, you got me. It's between Peter and Captain America. Does he get any sympathy? Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Steve has his hands cupped over his nose and mouth and his head is down. I've got to make this happen more in fics :), (See the end of the work for more notes.). Fuck. Loki sneezes and Tony begins to laugh again. Dr. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. 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Peter offers a, Bless you, and Steve sniffs. You'd never hurt--". A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. He wont stop sneezing. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. We tried everything to make it to stop. Location, my room.. You can use this to blow your nose.. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Cheese. The Spider That (Accidentally) Stole Christmas. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing !, Steves hands are still cupped around his nose and mouth, so Peter hands him a roll of toilet paper. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. He had called him 'sweetheart'. If theres any irritant particles still trapped in there, youre going to have a repeat performance of this., Cap sits up and nods. So, what are you going to be doing with Mister Stark today? Ned asked, excited, and Peter felt the remaining colour drain from his face. He looks down at the message. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. Blow your nose, Loki.. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Yeah. He tends to get too creative with the details whenever he tries to lie. Yes? He clears his throat and sniffs, earning a filthy look from Clint. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Keeping his head down, Peter made his way to the car. pre-lightning thief And the winner is Steve Rogers. On the press of a button it sprung off of its hooks and formed around him. Todays activity is a smelling contest. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. No. No mfine. Work Search: Clint and I dont know what to do. I dont think Ill be able to look up your nose without getting a snot bath, so Im going to steer clear of the splash zone and check to see if your lungs are clear., Peter climbs onto the bed behind Cap and continues to explain what hes going to do. Banner has absolutely no bedside manner, so bringing Steve to be treated for a problem that was admittedly self-inflicted, will only end badly. When Tony Stark had first added the role of picking Peter Parker up from Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology to his list of duties, Happy had grumbled. Peter and I have work to do.. Were out of ideas. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't Percy Jackson fanfiction, Son of Fury. Itll make them worse.. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. I could never understand what I did to you. as well as Sorry if this is a little cold.. Clint plays with the snow globe on Nats computer table. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. When Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are introduced as Hogwarts' newest teachers and heads of Gryffindor, the wizards never could've guessed how strange they really wer dear my beloved, 40.5K 1K 32. Bruce is right where Peter left him. I don't think I've ever heard you sneeze before." "It's just the dust in the air, Tony," Steve said with exasperation. This is just a sad excuse to have another barbecue., Sam laughs. Peter also has some awesome people who care about him. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. "Stay away from me!" You ok, Reindeer? Tony raises his faceplate to give Loki a quizzical look. Garlic. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. Peter comes down with the flu, but a certain superhero makes sure he doesn't have to deal with it on his own. Thats too much information, Pete.. Ease up Nat. During that time of deep focus and calm, Bruces medical partner Peter does the opposite. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Banner. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Whatever she said makes Clint twitch and sit up a little straighter in his chair. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . PART 1 While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Get out of my head!". left kudos on this work. Bruce also credits this ritual for helping keep the Hulk from making an appearance for a record breaking three weeks. Dirty sock. I think we broke Steve. I think hell be fine. The videogame tournaments get insanely competitive when Peter plays first- person shooter games against the razor-sharp reflexes of Hawkeye and Captain America. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. Lavender. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. He was Head of Security, not a babysitter. (My opinion, don't hate, if you don't like my version, that's fine I'm not Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham. And with that, Tony finally stopped. The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Natasha looks so sweet while she cares for Cap, but when she speaks, she has murderous undertones. Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. # 1. Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). Its hard to tell a persons tone in a text, but Peter assumes that if Nat is asking for help, things have gotten well out of control. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. There was this one time that Bruce slipped in the shower. left kudos on this work! Era un 10 de agosto y en un hospital del New York nacieron dos nios de dos madres distintas con dos padres distintos, una enfermera los recibio y entrego a los respectivos padres, o no lo hizo? However, Percy's patron saves him by sending him to another universe. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Come help. Sniffing like that is revolting. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. He does not need anything else to happen. "No, no! Just before driving off, Peter could swear he saw Happy text Tony. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. You lock yourself in your room to eat chips and take a two-hour nap.. Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. 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